kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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