There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
