Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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