yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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