super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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