I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
why do cheetos always look like penises
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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