i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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