i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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