He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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