Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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