I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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