I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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