Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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