you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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