Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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