He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
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I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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