Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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