I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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