two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I would fuck him just for his dog
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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