and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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