i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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