I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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