Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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