You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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