kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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