Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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