Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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