she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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