I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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