You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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