Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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