So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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