just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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