We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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