Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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