thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I'm really busy with my period
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