Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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