remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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