Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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