I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
it glows. i had to have it.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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