She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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