took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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