what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We had sex on a dog bed..
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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