Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I will pee on everything he values.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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