I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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