I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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