Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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