you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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