Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Shame - the story of my life.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
