I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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