How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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