Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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