Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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