I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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