new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
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Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
No subtext here. People are naked.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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