do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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