yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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